Wednesday, February 22, 2006
SCAM SPAM #3
NOW IT SEEMS THE IDIOCY HAS SPREAD TO ANOTHER COUNTRY.
CHECK OUT THIS CRAP!!!
Hello Friend,
Hope you are doing great and sound?
I am Barry Elliot the family attorney to late Sir Mark Stephanopoulos,
a Greek Merchant otherwise known as my client who was based in the
United Kingdom and died of complications from injuries sustained after a
ghastly motor accident. As the attorney to Sir Mark Stephanopoulos I was his
confidant as he shared with me virtually everything about himself, his business and
family. I was his attorney for 15years and during that period I wrote his WILL and
was also named as the executor, which has since been fulfilled. I am also aware due
to my closeness to him that the amount Ten Million Pounds he deposited with a bank
in Europe was not willed out. He told me about this on his sick bed and even
instructed that I should prepare a codicil to that effect, however before I could
finish my work he died.
BLAH BLAH DRIBBLE CRAP
NameS
Address
Date of Birth
Telephone and Fax numbers
Upon receipt of a confirmation of acceptance from you a sharing ratio
would be worked out between the three of us and communicated to you
along with my telephone number.in the light of above, your positive
responses would be appreciated through my email
(attorney_barryelliot@yahoo.co.uk)
Take care and have a nice day.
Sincerely,
Barry Elliot
Kentwood Associates.
DRUM ROLL PLEASE...........AND THEY ARE..
person: Kittipan Sri-bua-iam
nic-hdl: KS363-AP
e-mail: kittipan@proen.co.th
address: Proimage Engineering and Communication Co.,Ltd
phone: +662-639-4888
fax-no: +662-639-7788
country: TH
changed: kittipan@proen.co.th 20030326
source: APNIC
person: Manrat Chobchuen
nic-hdl: MC10-AP
e-mail: manrat@am-it.com
address: 72 CAT Telecom Tower,Bangrak,Bangkok,10500,Thailand
phone: +66-02-639-7999
fax-no: +66-02-639-7892
country: TH
changed: manrat@am-it.com 20030730
mnt-by: MAINT-NEW
source: APNIC
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Monday, February 20, 2006
SCAM SPAM ALERT #2
Kindest Attention:
My name is .Mr. Boulos Kasstrup I am a portuguese, I have been
diagnosed with Esophageal (THROAT) cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself) but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it
Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as few close friends .I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to give alms to charity organizations and those in Need, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have Distributed money to some charity organizations when I was well. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in United States, Asia, Middle East & Europe, they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them. The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of Twenty Million United States Dollars ($20, 000, 000.00) that I have with a bank in the United Kingdom (UK). I will want you to help me to withdraw this deposit and dispatch it to charity organizations and use it to help those in Need. N/B: Kindly note that 40% of this funds must go to victims of Tsunami,
Hurricane Katrina, Hurricane Wilma and South Asia Earthquake , 55% to
other Charity Organizations around the World and 5% for your effort and time.
I cannot talk with you on the phone due to my health situation, as I am using my Lap Top Computer to communicate with you. You should respond to this e-mail if you are interested in carrying out this assignment on my behalf. Send your response via e-mail at: engr_ibe1@latinmail.com God be with you.
Mr. Boulos Kasstrup
AND THE REAL SENDER IS: "DRUM ROLL PLEASE" IP Host: 213.181.83.68
ISP: BT LIMITED
COUNTRY: NIGERIA.
YEAH! RIGHT ON DUDE, HERE'S MY BANK DETAILS SO I CAN HELP YOU POOR GOD FEARING SON OF A BITCH
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Friday, February 17, 2006
Bang! You're Dead
A scrap metal scavenger was killed here early on Tuesday when the ground he was digging suddenly exploded. The villager knew he was in a mine field and it was clearly marked as such. Local police said he had triggered an MB 46 anti-tank mine after examining the size of the resulting hole. Chunks of rock, dirt and villager were thrown up to 30 meters away from the blast area. MB 46 mines are known to be prevalent in the area police added.
And you thought I was going to cover Cheney! Ha!
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