Monday, January 23, 2006

Life is Cheap

A 27 yr old man was shot dead here on Tuesday night after he resisted robbers who were attempting to steal his mobile phone, Police said. The man was stopped by four unidentified gunmen who tried to grab his phone while he was riding his motorcycle, said the Deputy District Police Chief. When the man resisted, they shot him in the back 30 meters from the police station, but the police were unable to intervene in time....!

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Friday, January 20, 2006

Me A Screw?

I worked as a prison guard, or screw, once, but quit after a couple of years as gaol (jail) is a depressing place to be no matter what side of the fence you are on.

Anyway the Govd had a simple gender policy. By law you're treated as your birth gender determines. That means we had 5 inmates in max security men's jail which had had the full sex change operation. Firm silicon titties, long hair, knickers and all! All swinging their hips and acting, as best they could, as females.

You can imagine what that would to a man locked away for years on end. So it became a tradition during morning cell opening to get the new officers to open and check on the sex change inmates well-being, before they all came down for breakfast. Every officer is taught that if you find two inmates engaged in any form of sexual activity to check their faces. Because if one of them isn't smiling it could be rape! Which is more common in jail than people like to know.

But it was the look of shock on the new officers faces that encouraged us to abuse their sences for fun.

Sick bastards aren't we? But which bastards am I refering to?

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