Friday, March 03, 2006

Dancing Bar Closed

Police shut down a river street bar here on Tuesday because the erotic pole dancing conflicted with national traditions. I closed it down because it caused a loss of tradition the police chief said. It was sexy and nobody allows dancing like this he added.

With young women clad in bikinis and sequins, fake furs, high heels and stage props the bar was the closest thing to a strip club, except the women did not remove any clothing, the owner claimed. He added that there was no naked dancing only sexy dancing,

But the bar’s manager, a not too bright bulb, quipped that this month some of the women had danced topless late at night for tips.

Though sexy dancing bars are not allowed, the city is virtually overflowing with hundreds of brothels and massage parlors that always have a happy ending

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Thursday, March 02, 2006

IRAN AND IRAQ

STRANGE AS IT MAY SEEM IRAN AND IRAQ HAD A DIRTY LITTLE WAR FOR TEN YEARS. HERE ARE SOME PHOTOS. NOW THEY CANT SEEM TO MUSTER ENOUGH CONVICTION TO CONTROL THEIR OWN REBELS. WHERE DID THEY GO WRONG? 

 

 

 

 

 

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006

SCAM SPAM #3

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Monday, February 20, 2006

SCAM SPAM ALERT #2

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