CHILI

I've deciced to use this picture for my xmas cards this year but I can't think of a good caption. Other than

"The turkey's screwed, who wants Whoppers?"

Any others out there?

Almost the season

It's almost the time for the malls and elevators to start churning out canned Xmas tunes.

Oh the dread..

Oh the bordom..

And I think the worst job in the feastive croud would have to be the Xmas Tree Fairy. Imagine having to spend a month with a pine tree shoved up your bum..

That thought keeps me sane somehow? If I focus on not having that job I can just about get through the shitty tunes without murdering some dickhead shop assistant