Sunday, November 19, 2006
The Jehovah’s Witnesses
A few years ago when I was The Director of Studies at an international English language school I met a really nice bloke from Canada. He worked under me and was very good at his job. His only down fall was his association and membership in the JW church. He didn’t bother proselytizing at the school or among the co-workers as it was forbidden, but he did do his weekend duty of door knocking and trying to scare the wits out of the uneducated locals (Fertile ground for bullshit religions)
Anyway, one day he came to me with a small problem, he’d met a really nice local girl and told me he thought he was in love with her. I said that wasn’t a problem. My wife was also a local girl and they make good life companions, “go for it.” However, he went on to explain that the church forbid such activity and if they found out he could be sent home in disgrace. I invited him for a beer after work to nut this problem out.
The solution was simple: it’s either the church or the girl. After a few days of careful thought he informed the church that he’d quit, but said nothing to them of the girl. He also told them of my advice… One of his church elders told him he should stay away from me because I had personally made homosexual advances towards this individual. My friend replied that he hadn’t noticed anything strange when he’d had dinner with my wife, daughter and I just recently and the individual didn’t even know I was a straight family man. He was going to any length to get the guy back in the fold. Even lying was ok for these fruits.
My friend married his sweetheart and soon after they had a beautiful girl. They moved back to Canada and he has stayed away from that repulsive organization and its disgusting individuals ever since and lives a happy life.
So where is this going? Unfortunately, people aren’t as smart as they could be. Without any evidence people speak of gods with authority like they’ve met the blokes. And in that name commit unimaginable crimes against any and everything. That’s why I don’t subscribe to it. I’d rather enjoy my life without the worry of offending the mystery man no matter how many brain washed fuckers want to rant at me. Religion is the cause of so much evil it’s astounding.
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