CHILI

Almost the season

It's almost the time for the malls and elevators to start churning out canned Xmas tunes.

Oh the dread..

Oh the bordom..

And I think the worst job in the feastive croud would have to be the Xmas Tree Fairy. Imagine having to spend a month with a pine tree shoved up your bum..

That thought keeps me sane somehow? If I focus on not having that job I can just about get through the shitty tunes without murdering some dickhead shop assistant