Tuesday, October 31, 2006
True Funny Fart Story
I hadn't seen my kid sister for just over four years. So I made the effort to visit the family for Xmas as she still lived at home back then. Most of her friends were punk rock type teenagers. You know the sort: leather, studs, nasty sounding band names and so on...
Anyway, she invited me to a local bar one lunch time where she and her friends met on Fridays and the place was actually a business mans joint and quite plush inside.
This popular venue forced us to stand shoulder to shoulder and in the winter the warmth was welcome. Suddenly she said in my ear "Don't move" then she turned around, pushed her butt against my thigh and let rip a huge fart. I felt the reverberations but not the sound. Then she looked at me and smiled like it was the greatest trick on earth.. the disgusting little cow..!
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