Monday, October 30, 2006
Super Booger
We all like to think of the good and pleasant things and blog about them, so I thought I'd share an event that for ever changed the way I check my nose for boogers in public.
I was about 14 and sitting through the daily grind of French lessons when the urge struck to check my nose for "door stops". I always had long finger nails as chewing them wasn't something I did. Anyway, I got a good grip on what promised to be a healthy chunk worthy of a "roll 'n' flick" and tugged it loose.
To my complete surprise the prize "door stop" came out with an extremely fat and long string of bright green snot hanging off it and swinging in front of me at arms length. This swinging 14 inch monster made the kid next to me shout "Fucking Yuk" and the whole class turned to see what it was.
Ever heard the saying "Never be seen in red and green?"
So what's your worst booger story guys?. I know you've got one...
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