Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Lotto 'n' mind control
One..... No Won 17 times this year at lotto.
lowest was $13 & the highest $64.
Still, It's not impossible to get the major prize & I'll
let you know how I changed my winnings from 1 a year to seventeen
soon.
Santa goes to the doctor & says.
"Doc, I got pissed last night at the annual Xmas party...& well, I passed out...&
you know what the elves are like. So I woke up this morning & I think an elf stuck a mince pie up my arse..!
Doc takes a look and say,,, " You're right,,,,But don't worry I've got some cream for that" ...............
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